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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere

The sun is hot and
that old clock is movin' slow,
An' so am I.
Work day passes like molasses
 in wintertime, But it's July.
I'm gettin' paid by the hour,
an' older by the minute.
My boss just pushed me
over the limit.
I'd like to call him somethin',
I think I'll just call it a day.

Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane"
before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve
but I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.

Oh, this lunch break
 is gonna take all afternoon,
An' half the night.
Tomorrow mornin',
 I know there'll be hell to pay,
Hey, but that's all right.
I ain't had a day off now
 in over a year.
Our Jamaican vacation's
gonna start right here.
Hit the 'phones for me,
You can tell 'em I just sailed away.

An' pour me somethin'
tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane"
 before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve
 but I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.

I could pay off my tab,
pour myself in a cab,
An' be back to work before two.
At a moment like this,
 I can't help but wonder,
What would Jimmy Buffet do?

Funny you should ask that
because I'd say:
Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane"
 before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve
 but I don't care.

Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,
Make it a "Hurricane"
before I go insane.
It's only half-past twelve
 but I don't care.
He don't care.
I don't care.
It's five o'clock somewhere.

What time zone am on?
What country am I in?
It doesn't matter,
 it's five o'clock somewhere.
It's always on five in Margaritaville,
 come to think of it.
Yeah, I heard that.
You been there haven't you.
Yessir.
I seen your boat there.
I've been to Margaritaville
 a few times.
All right, that's good.
Stumbled all the way back.
OK. Just wanna make sure
 you can keep it
between the navigational beacons.
Bring the booze, I tell you.
All right. Well, it's five o'clock.
Let's go somewhere.
I'm ready, crank it up.
Let's get out of here.
I'm gone.
Let's get out of here.